Spandackular

The sexual act of pulling a woman's spandex over her head, and proceeding to engage in violent anal intercourse.

"AW yo holmes how was that anal sex last night?"

"It was SPANDACKULARR bro!"

by Michael Phelps SWED January 8, 2012

Spanderson

The act of spinning one's penis in a helicopter motion in the presence of other people. An act most often performed by Canadians.

"Dude what's wrong?"
"When I woke up this morning my roommate spandersoned me."

by D-Elf November 10, 2012

Spandaculous

Adjective; a word used to dominate conversations when describing the awesomeness of a person, place, thing, or emotion

"That booty is spandaculous"

"How are you feeling today?"
"...pretty spandaculous, yourself?"

by ohsnapitsscott February 25, 2015

Spandork

bicyclist wearing spandex; with an attitude proportionate to the cost of their gear

His look of contempt was obvious as he rode past in his spandex and fancy gear; what a spandork!

by badbitbucket May 17, 2016

Spandeco

Adjective which describes how an individual feels inside and appears on the outside to others. Examples would be physical stance, hair style, etc when a person is experiencing true, emotional well being caused by anything extremely fantastic. Observers can occasionally and intuitively, depending on the person, see someone who's Spandeco and know without having second thoughts.

It was nothing short of being a Spandeco evening after the group of tourists experienced their first night in Honolulu, Hawaii.

by Player Of Words September 18, 2019

Spandex Hunting

When you go to a public place to check out women wearing tight clothing, especially the now ubiquitous spandex yoga pants.

Hey Mark, want to go to the outlets and go spandex hunting?

by Spandex-Hunter October 25, 2020

Seandarager

Sean the rager. The person Sean who rages at the smallest things.

Seandarager:
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT"
"WHAT THE FUCK -"
"WHAT IS THIS NIG-"
etc...

by bumbuddaboomboom October 27, 2020