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Senorsalsa

The state of being a superhuman latino. Abilities include the telekentic taco which is the ability to rip a persons head in half vertically with your mind, the ability to make someone pee fire. Ultimate borderhop technique the ability to jump high over fences, run bitch run the ability to run from police at lightspeed half the speed of a black person running from the police, and finally AHH it burns the ability to make your foes urinate flames which consume them in seconds!
Senorsalsa just ahnilated me with telekentic taco
by Senor Salsa January 27, 2007
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Seoras

The kid at school who looks at women and bothers them for attention. Also says he failed his pee pee exam.
Seoras: I have a boner. *beside two guys*
by dildopizza May 31, 2019
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Foggy Señor

Putting thick black rimmed glasses on a girl who is giving you head, while you smoke a Cuban stogie. Just before you explode in her mouth, you pull out, slip the cigar into her mouth, and cum on her glasses, thus obscuring her vision.
Juanita thoroughly enjoyed the Foggy Señor I gave her last night.
by dm13 July 31, 2011
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Sonora

A lovely foothill town in California, within driving distance of the central valley, historic Columbia, Yosemite, and several ski resorts.
Sonora is a wonderful small place to raise a family
by kkatiek August 13, 2008
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Sentra

when the Sentra SE-R is mated with the SR20DET Pulsar GTiR, it will own almost anything its run against.
The Sentra picks on cars twice its size.
by Nismo October 12, 2003
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senor unicornio

Senor Unicornio is an awesome pillow pet unicorn. He has a mustache and a beautiful floral bow tie. He has a lot of swag and is everyone's best friend. However, Senor Unicornio does not talk. He has lavender plush fur and it is so soft that you could sleep in it. Senor Unicornio lives with a loving family. Senor Unicornio has been on a diet his entire life by not eating anything. He is a supermodel for his glorious facial hair. He lives on a bed on Unicornio Avenue. His favorite amusement park is UnicorniaLand, just like Disneyland but for unicorns. #fab4ever
Senor Unicornio is so swag! Does he gotta bae? Or NAH? IZ HE TRYNA DATE? OR NAH
by Senor Unicornio June 7, 2014
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Si Señor

Only the realest of señores can withstand el rancho.
by Yasmany May 27, 2018
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