A spanish teacher who is really American but likes to say she is from Spain or Argentina. Each year she likes to change the place she is from. She enjoys singing spanish songs with her class. She is short and her hair is a mini afro & has grease in it. She is a cross between a hairless mole and a prarie dog. She has a dog sweater she just loves to wear, i guess she feels she has to flunt her family around.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods