"It's so quiet in the office! Are you listening to selfish music again?"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
"Yep."
"Well, I don't want to work in silence. I'll turn on some of my own, too!"
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Get the Selfish mug.The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.
She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).
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Get the how selfish mug.What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.
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