The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.
You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.
I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.
by Erykah Badu March 19, 2010
When a President of the United States is elected and the republican/democratic side goes nuts because their pick did not win. Usually involves conspiracy, rumor, or pure falsehood.
2001 Democrat: I'm telling you man, George Bush was definitely involved in the explosion at the Pentagon.
2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.
Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
2012 Republican: Hah, you're crazy! Meanwhile you still think that Obama wasn't involved in Sandy Hook.
Sensible Person: Jesus, look at these morons back then, having a 4 Year Seizure.
by A pyrocynical/leafy fanfag October 1, 2017
A very special sort of complicated high five in which you give another person knucks, pull your hand back, give them a high five, turn around, yell "Hop Schweitz!", and begin to do the "Youuu.." part from the Soulja Boy dance whilst yelling "Sei-zure! Sei-zure! Seizure!"
*At Haunted House Trip*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
Guide- Does anyone have seizures easily?
Daphne- Sei-zure! Sei-zure!
Lauren- *whispers to Daphne*
Both- *do the Seizure Dance*
by The Fo Schnizzle Man October 26, 2008
by bobert twinkle September 15, 2007
cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!
Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!
by Rogueybear January 7, 2021
A 'full body seizure' is the bodys reaction to a bad day.
Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.
Commonly known in people who think they are ill and injured but aren't and their body cant take it anymore. So results in fully seizing for a period of time.
One Day In Andrewville.
Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...
He Went for a walk in to his garden...
Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.
- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.
Drew Suffered a bad day. Nothing went his way, the rain was pouring, and further more of his uncles that he loathed were visiting...
He Went for a walk in to his garden...
Jennifer - Drew! Drew? Whats the Matter Son?
Drew - Oh Bad Day (making an angry arm jesture)
Jennifer - Come On Love Uncle Theo wants a chat about those aircraft u love..huh?
Drew - Hmmm. (Drew Frezes)
Jennifer - Drew, are you coming?
Drew stands completly Still with a lonely tear rolling out of his eye and a serious expression on his face.
- Drew, (jennifer walks towards him) Drew? (starts to shake him) DREW?...Theo He Wont Movee!
Theo - Judging by my medical skill darling sister. You Young boy Drew has suffered a Full Body Seizure.
Jennifer - A What? Whats One Of Those?
Theo - Just his body is overloaded with make believe injuries so his body has seized to block these injurys but obviously there arent any. He should be back to normal very soon.
Jennifer - Oh Really Thanks Theo. I'll wait with him.
Theo - I'll put the kettle on.
by QueenOfDiamonds.x August 26, 2009
by Bruh gamer 69 February 16, 2020