Secondhand Boner

When you feel sexually attracted to someone on behalf of their chemistry with someone else

Jack had a secondhand boner for Olga and kept on telling me to hit on her

by madkat9 August 14, 2019

Secondhand Scolding

The uncomfortable sensation experienced when witnessing someone else being reprimanded or when hearing about a scolding secondhand, leading to feelings of anxiety or guilt as though the scolding were directed at you. This occurs due to the proximity of the reprimanding tone and the overall vibe, even though you are not the target.

Witnessing:"I was sitting in the office break room when the boss started yelling at Jake for missing a deadline. Even though it wasn't directed at me, I felt this intense secondhand scolding and my stomach knotted up."Reenacting:"My friend told me how her mom lectured her about not cleaning her room. She mimicked her mom's stern voice and harsh words, and I couldn't help but feel this wave of secondhand scolding wash over me."Proximity:"In class, the teacher was going off on a student for not doing their homework. Even though I always do mine, I could feel the secondhand scolding vibe and it made me anxious the rest of the day."

by Monarchis June 14, 2024

Secondhand ass

When you see a hot bitch walking out of the family bathroom at Walmart. You know you gotta get some, but you ain't going to jail. So you sit on the same toilet that she just used. It's as good as you're going to get, fam.

You see that milf over there bro? I got her secondhand ass.

by iliterallyjustmadethisaccountt June 24, 2022

Secondhand cuck

Someone who buys their ex girfriends onlyfans.

That man bought his ex girls onlyfans just to see her get turned out by some homies, what a secondhand cuck.

by jakenbake420 May 27, 2022

Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.

“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

by T.RexxSr. April 24, 2020

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 09, 2023

secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.

Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.

by Deux March 19, 2012