secondhand ship

When you ship something from a fandom that you're not in because your friend ships it

Casey: Shion and Nezumi are canon!

Julia: Er...they sound cute enough so I guess I can secondhand ship it.

by Mavara Dairym October 18, 2013

secondhand sound waves

When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.

Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.

by Deux August 1, 2012

Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners

Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

secondhand fandom syndrome

When your friend (or friend group) is very passionate about a series that you have not read or watched yet, and talk so excitedly about it you recognize and become excited by things related to that series

I’ve never watched that anime but thanks to my pal Mark I know everything about the main character, I think I have secondhand fandom syndrome

by Kittalia February 12, 2023

secondhand slop

The act of receiving a handy, lubricated with the spit of someone who just gave sloppy top to someone else. E.g. She blows guy one; guy two is given a handjob with her spit off of guy one’s cock.

“hey bro! did you get top from Amanda last night at the party?”
“no. she blew David last night, but he was nice enough to give me secondhand slop so at least i got that going for me.”

by bigb00tyr3dhead January 22, 2024

secondhand audio

Audio heard through somebody else's microphone in a voice chat which comes from another set of speakers.

Chad is browsing TikTok again and we keep hearing his secondhand audio.

by severalfactualinconveniences January 8, 2021