Yote Your Scrote

To yote your scrote is to fart while sitting down.

Yote being the past tense of yeet in this case, and being representative of the fart. You yote your scrote because when you fart while sitting down, the gas has no where to go besides your scrotum.

"Bro nice one! you just yote your scrote"
"Can a goat yote his scrote or just vibrote his scrote with a yote?"

by Yote Your Scrote September 23, 2018

scrotissery

a once functioning set of balls that was a in code red danger zone and has also been skewered, ripped off and thrown on the nearest grill

this is a combo word whose roots are 1)rotissery and 2)scrotum

i cheated and hooked up with my ex, and the gf is comin over for scrotissery

by doin 2 many d-rugs January 25, 2006

throat scrote

The tiny ballsack located in the back of your throat.

Ow, I pushed those fries so far back into my mouth that they hit my throat scrote!

by Lebbie Coone November 7, 2013

scrote

Short for scrotum,
the thin layer of skin surrounding the balls and man's only protection against tennis balls, small childrens' rage and dog attacks. Certain proof that god excists and is an angry lesbian femenist.

"My scrote got caught on a nail while I was jumping the fence!" or "That bitch got my whole scrote in her mouth, and she's ready to bight" but also "I shaved my scrote this morning"

by Steevowe August 8, 2005

SCROTUS

conflation of SCROTUM and POTUS

SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.

by anonymous February 14, 2017

Scrote throat

It's when you suck so much balls that pieces of scrotal skin get stuck to the back of your throat.

Guy A: I hooked up with your mom last night
Guy B: Did she suck your balls dry
Guy A: Yeah I gave her scrote throat, left her gobbling like a turkey

by VuilNaai666 May 5, 2009

itchy scrote

Terrible ailment that unfortunately affects everyone of the male persuasion.

Itchy scrote must be tackled immediately upon the first itch. Regardless of social situation and loaction the male in question must delve down into his undergarments and scratch away.

It may well be on just the one ball, I pray for it to be this way but occasionly and unfortunately, it is not.

"Arghhhh itchy scrote going down"

by morgangills November 12, 2004