When one is so strung out on crack that the only nutrition received is the semen from blowing men for drugs.
by Lousheush December 30, 2016
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Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.
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For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
For anecdotal use in the description of one’s faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
‘Hey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; today’s was a real Phillip Schofield!’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
‘-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.’
by JonnyPee February 8, 2020
Get the Phillip Schofield mug.After her hoppin' on top & poppin' the ol' flesh collar on me nearly an hour - I needed a post-coitus snack. Luckily, I looked down and noticed some Quaker Scroats brewing.
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A cheerful and intelligent being who assists Jonnadiah by editing most of his works. The Scof is famous of despencing gum as well as being a prominent drama member.
Scof rules.
Scof rules.
by Jonnadiah December 13, 2004
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