Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.

"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"

by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008

chocking

having a girl/guy choke on your cock

All bro, i totally had that chick chocking

by izziebooze December 17, 2010

Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008

chocking

chocking: v. while receiving a hand job, the cock "flakes" due to too much dryness.

we saw my english teacher chocking yesterday, fifth time this week.

by jackiethenotoncrackie April 18, 2006

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

shockinger

when something is a lot more shocking than something that is just shocking.

those fireworks were way more shockinger than the ones from last year

by BDizzy May 3, 2012

Chocking

WHEN YOU ARE IN SHOCK BUT ALSO CHOKING AT THE SAME TIME.

"She was chocking on her carrots."

by YKAESTHETI.C February 5, 2020