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Schnitzel Tits

\shnit-suhl tits\

-noun

A pejorative term used as an insult to overweight people, esp. males with manboobs.
Younger Brother: I just reached my eighth prestige.

You: Shut up, schnitzel tits.
by Jack Danger Harper October 18, 2010
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schlitts

Excessive and often burningly painful diaherria.
When Kenny had the schlitts fire literally came out of his ass!
by Anonymous October 12, 2002
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schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel
That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"
by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006
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karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.
Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.
by RetardJesus February 20, 2015
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schnitz

To ejaculate in an extreme manner, such that the product's volume is significantly larger than usual. Also known as a Dolwick.
When the librarian saw that the Battlestar Galactica girls were featured in playboy, he schnitzed / dolwicked his trousers real heavy.
by ZBT spyder April 13, 2007
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bread a schnitzel

have a sex with chick
"Come on boys let's find some chicks and bread a schnitzel"

Dude may say to women "I would like to bread your schnitzel " or women can say "Would you like bread my schnitzel"
by xmc July 26, 2011
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schlitz

v. schlitz, schlitzed, schlitz·ing
(sh'litz)

1. The act of consuming a beer -- (more specifically a cheap one)-- through one's anus to maximize drunken impairment.
2. The use of any type of apparatus to allow beer/alcohol to easily enter ones butthole in lieu of consuming said alcohol orally.
Craig: Dude, we only got one beer left, and two of us.
Jon: Schlitz?
Craig: Schlitz.

Brian: Oh man, what happened last night? . . . my ass is on fire.
Ernie: First off, I don't know you... second, sounds like you manned-up and schlizted.

Mike: Where is everyone? Well, I guess it's time to start solo-schlitzing again.
by jkiller December 9, 2008
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