schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

by Holly October 11, 2003

schneider

Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.

Jeff always says such funny shizzle. He is such a schneider.

by KingMotan November 12, 2010

Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003

scheidemuffin

adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.

Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

or

Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo

by dirty530GRANDE April 24, 2010

scheidelled

Adjective

1. Extremely complex and difficult to follow.
2. Needlessly over engineered.

synonyms: convoluted, serpentine, labyrinthine, tortuous, tangled
antonyms: straightforward

Man this system is totally scheidelled.

by ewconti September 20, 2016

Scheldes

Home of a mystical creature known as the asain manbeast. He frequents the salad bar and can often be found bitching at employees or whining about food cost.

What are you from scheldes??

by havier January 23, 2004

Schneiderrr

left over shit unflushed poop fecal leftovers in the toilet (All of which still needs to be flushed a good three times before it goes down)

I went into the backroom at work to go to the bathroom and my coworker left me a "Schneiderrr"

by iMilbster May 25, 2018