A scale originally invented by the Great Zyzz, son of Zeus, brother of Hercules, father of Aesthetics. It measures the level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
6. Lean
5. Cut
4. Ripped
3. Shredded
2. Sliced
1. Decapitated
Where shredded and above are the only maintainable level of leanness.
CurlBrother89: Dude, I'm totally a 2 on the lean scale.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
BrotherBicep: I saw the picture. You're hardly even a 4. Get back to curling.
CurlBrother89: Oh, OK.
by tsoot November 12, 2010
Get the Lean scale mug.A scale for determining how well one performed in an online game of Halo 3. This scale is based on an individual's kill-death spread plus half of their assisted kills. This scale was created as a superior alternative to the kill-death spread as a mode of determining performance because of the Trey Sweeney Scale's ability to factor in kills the individual assisted in achieving.
Trey Sweeney had 12 kills and 10 deaths, so his kill-death spread is +2. He had 8 assists, which divided in half is 4. So while normally it would be said he did o.k. with a spread of +2, he actually did really well based on the Trey Sweeney Scale, which rates him at +6. Trey is happier with this because he almost killed several people who were then picked off by some n00b farshotting with a BR.
by jfuzz April 11, 2009
Get the Trey Sweeney Scale mug.1= You don't really see yourself with the other person, maybe you just think that person is cute or something.
2= You're starting to get to know the other person, or just think they're more attractive.
3= You really can look at them and kind of want them to be yours, you're starting to get a large attraction to them but not their personality.
4= You can start to see yourself with that person.
5= You can really see yourself with that specific person, you think about them or look at them more often.
6= You think of them about 50% of the time, no matter what you're doing, and you look at them very often.
7= You think of them 75%-90% of the time, you really want them to be with you, or at least do something to show they like you back.
8= You can't get the other person out of your head 90-100% of the time.
9= You want them so much, the thought of them is like a gateway drug to you. And you don't even do drugs.
10= You are head over heels in love with them, addicted to them, and you're practically always drooling over them. They are really all you think about.
2= You're starting to get to know the other person, or just think they're more attractive.
3= You really can look at them and kind of want them to be yours, you're starting to get a large attraction to them but not their personality.
4= You can start to see yourself with that person.
5= You can really see yourself with that specific person, you think about them or look at them more often.
6= You think of them about 50% of the time, no matter what you're doing, and you look at them very often.
7= You think of them 75%-90% of the time, you really want them to be with you, or at least do something to show they like you back.
8= You can't get the other person out of your head 90-100% of the time.
9= You want them so much, the thought of them is like a gateway drug to you. And you don't even do drugs.
10= You are head over heels in love with them, addicted to them, and you're practically always drooling over them. They are really all you think about.
Girl: How much do you like him on the scale of 1-10 like---love?
Girl 2: About a 7, I think about him a lot.
Girl 1: Oh, that much?
Girl2: Yeah. I want him to like me... *dreamy face*
Girl 2: About a 7, I think about him a lot.
Girl 1: Oh, that much?
Girl2: Yeah. I want him to like me... *dreamy face*
by BritishStatue October 26, 2011
Get the scale of 1-10 like---love mug.A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no
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Get the scamera mug.The measure of how intense your poop is after eating Mexican food. Based on the Fujita Scale (F-Scale) used to measure a tornado's intensity.
F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
F0: Unaffected
F1: Little worse than usual
F2: Burns a little, not too bad
F3: Intense burning, but only one round
F4: Intense burning with multiple battles with the toilet
F5: Insane burning, seems like it will never end, nowhere near solid, soaks through the toilet paper, has you screaming and wishing the toilet had handlebars and cool air jets
I won't be able to make the party to tonight because we got Mexican food for lunch, I'm at an F5 on the fajita scale and won't be leaving home any time soon.
by ajm26 October 4, 2013
Get the fajita scale mug.With the advent of RapeaXe, there may come a time in a man's life when he does not desire having his penis impaled by angry barbs. Instead, he may prefer to send his go-to man, or scapecock, if you will, to spring the chauvinist trap.
The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.
The scapecock does not need to be smart; he merely needs be the least liked friend in a group of people, willing to fulfill any task the alpha males bequeath.
Scenario 1 (At a party):
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"
Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"
Alpha Male - "Yo! Cheeze-whiz, you take point. Let me know when you're done romancing her seven kingdoms."
Scapecock - "Aw thanks man! I won't let you down!"
Scenario 2 (On the way to the colloquial rapee):
Alpha Male - "Oh hey way to go buddy! I think you deserve firsties on this one!"
Scapecock - "Sick! Thanks man!"
by Aquilae May 1, 2010
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