Sandspike

The art of ass fucking your girlfrind on the beach, when you miss the ass and shove it into the sand. You realize what you have done and shove it in back into her ass.

"Man....I was ass fucking Julie on the beach last night and gave her a sandspike".

by wheezer April 26, 2012

Scandalmonger

A person who stirs up public outrage toward someone or their actions by spreading rumors or malicious gossip.

Man these bitches are all just scandalmongers!

by #1 real bitch July 28, 2016

Scander

Having a vague look over something, not too brief but not too in depth. More than a scan, Less than a Gander. A Scander.

Just going for a Scander on Facebook.

by Lunn (2016) December 4, 2016

Scandaroo

A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.

Henrick! There is a dinosaur scaring the neighbor children!

Takk skal du ha! The Scandaroo has arrived with my Amazon Prime mead order! Hammar!

by Dingo DeFalco September 29, 2023

texas sandstorm

Farting into a fan as you aim it towards family or friends.

Example. "You all go sit on the couch and I will Texas Sandstorm you. Make sure you close your eyes and open your mouths!"fart

by jdizzell April 28, 2014

The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.

One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.

by Willy Boof September 18, 2019

Sands National Academy

School located in amman, jordan. Full of nawar and dumb bitches. So fucking dumb that they keep asking the same question over and over. There’s this girl named leen and she’s so fucking annoying, has a high gpa but for what??? She’s fucking dumb. And Suzie is literally obsessed with Leen ugh

Josh: “what’s the worst school ever?”
Me: “Sands National Academy”

by imfattypatty October 22, 2019