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sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.
What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.
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*Insert sarcastic response*

YOU KNOW... You did it to every question I just asked.
Hym "Because you're not actually more mature, you're not more intelligent, and you're not BETTER. Your social skills are what get YOU laid. What gets YOU laid is spreading you legs for every fat cock you meet until you find one that's enough of a loser that he can't trade up. He's a fat cock but you're the best he can do and now I have to sit and listen to *insert sarcastic response* while a finger is wagged at me for BEING RIGHT. Your deserve it every time it happens you piece of shit."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2024
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Sarcasticated

Sarcasticated when someone is being sarcastic and complicated leading you into a state of confusion whether they are being sarcastic or not.
Tyrone has got me Sarcasticated I’m not sure if he is being sarcastic or not
by zentiquilium June 30, 2025
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Sarcastic

An adjective describing degree of sarcasm.
Chemical engineering is an easy course to study, I said in a sarcastic tone
by Ibrahim Christopher October 17, 2019
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Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.
Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party
by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022
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Sarcasting

when failing at being sarcastic.
Ev:After 12 months of getting to know me u still do a poor job knowing when I speak sarcasm
Holy shit Ruby ur so bad at this
Ruby: That was sarcasm????
Bad job at sarcasting
by RichAfWooby November 23, 2022
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Sarcastic

Hym "So is the brunette you wife or something? I might have to reconsider the dinner offer.... But no, you're allowed to be sarcastic."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2023
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