Nucko Sammich

A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.

Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.

by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009

Crow sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

by Tonyaguas January 13, 2011

Dirty Sammich

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

by cosmovern September 9, 2010

sammich

when you call your sandwich a sammich, it becomes holy and divine. it explodes and melts in your mouth when you eat it. it gives you a strong and full stomache for two years. IT is a sammich

Me: *eating sammich*
You: *eating sandwich*

by 10101110110010101 September 1, 2009

Sammich

A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!

I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!

Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...

I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!

by T-pain McAwesome January 7, 2011

sammich

Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.

SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.

by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 4, 2005

sammich

It does not exist. They are all a part of a boys imagination. If you want something to eat, use the word SANDWICH!

There is no example, because they do not exist.

Boy: Make me a sammich
Girl: A what?
Boy: Nevermind, I'll go make a sandwich.
Girl: That's what I thought.

by TatorPuff April 17, 2011