Refers to a type/sub-brand of mountain bike.
The Stumpjumper was one of the earliest bona fide production mountain bikes —- a fact Specialized is trumpeting as the Stumpjumper turns 25 years old in 2006. The first two mass produced mountain bikes were sold in 1982: the Specialized Stumpjumper and Univega Alpina Pro. The word is actually "stumpjumper" instead of "stump jumper."
by PaulaForUrban December 30, 2007
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"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
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by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
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A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003
Get the Stump Monkey mug.Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005
Get the stump fucking mug.An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010
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2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
Get the Stump Grinding mug.Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
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