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stump jumper

Refers to a type/sub-brand of mountain bike.
The Stumpjumper was one of the earliest bona fide production mountain bikes —- a fact Specialized is trumpeting as the Stumpjumper turns 25 years old in 2006. The first two mass produced mountain bikes were sold in 1982: the Specialized Stumpjumper and Univega Alpina Pro. The word is actually "stumpjumper" instead of "stump jumper."
by PaulaForUrban December 30, 2007
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Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.
"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
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Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003
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stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)
Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?
by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005
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stump jumper

An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)
That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it
by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010
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Stump Grinding

1) When a girl is grinding on a guy with man parts that are short and fat. see chode

2) An action that is performed by a lawn maintenance specialist.
1) did you hear about Amy? i heard she went Stump Grinding last night!

2) My trees all died and i had to cut them down. i'm going to call that Stump Grinding company now.
by Awesomanda November 8, 2011
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Stump Grinding

Severe constipation and the noises that come with it. Oftentimes, the straining makes one sound like a stump grinder.
Man, Louis was definitely stump grinding yesterday. He was in the can for an hour and I could hear him all the way down the hall.
by RafneyJmike November 15, 2011
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