Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.
by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015
Get the bloody stoolmug. by Jacriopkey December 23, 2008
Get the stool pushermug. A comical name for a male homosexual (faggot) - much like the "back-door-bandit", suggests he steals fecal matter when he inserts his penis into another mans anus
John: "Whats with all these fuckin dirty stool stealers Ted?"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
Ted: "I think we're in one of those fag bars John"
John: "How can you tell? They all look the same these days!"
by Kallum October 23, 2007
Get the stool stealermug. (v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.
cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.
To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.
To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter
by craigb January 18, 2008
Get the Stool Pigeonedmug. by btuk January 10, 2008
Get the bar stoolmug. by *xJennx* April 10, 2003
Get the happy stoolmug. by Loud X February 25, 2014
Get the silver stoolmug.