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Stage 23

When you get a jacket potato (with extra mature cheddar cheese) straight out the microwave and shove it up your arse hole - don't forget the jon west tuna in brine.
'Jurgen just gave me a stage 23 and now my anus is leaking tuna, but I loved it.'
by jurJujuergenpilkington October 19, 2018
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Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.
Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!
by acox268 January 4, 2020
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Stage Gay

A really good m/m or f/f trope where two members of a band fake a relationship but end up falling in love with each other and don’t know how to tell the other person because they have both agreed the relationship is purely platonic.
I thought our relationship was stage gay, but I think I’ve fallen in love with them.
by SeesawTheSpy August 8, 2021
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Stage troller

A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a “guest appearance”.

This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a “star” too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? He’s such a stage troller!

The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldn’t leave!
by Richter Ass October 13, 2021
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stage 6 moment

something so fucking boring that your mind starts playing one of the songs from "Everywhere At The End Of Time" for entertainment
someone stole my radio so now every drive to work is a stage 6 moment
by scam likely October 28, 2021
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Stage Belly

When I saw Jonathan, I knew immediately that he had a stage belly.
I had a stage belly after Thanksgiving.
by Bob Orton 123 March 26, 2022
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STAGE 5 Cancer

A type of Cancer that the world at large has; every one that doesn't have stages 0-4 may be subject to this. When an individual displays evidence of Stage 5 Cancer, they are judgmental, stare at people because they are different, and treat people with fewer people who're not the same as them. Generally, this treatment involves a proctologist, scuba gear, and a bong. Stage 5 Cancer is survivable and may be curable with the ingestion and inhalation of mass cannabinoids and possible psychotherapy, although a punch in the nose has also been reported as a cure. Special Note: Those with Stage 0-4 Cancers should see their Oncologist.
"Wow, that lady who called me fat must have some type of Stage 5 Cancer, I hope she gets treated before she infects others with that foul and obnoxious behavior."
by ResearcherOG_Mike January 30, 2023
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