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to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
by Epicman73 September 11, 2023
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Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Brian Peters eats 500g of roasted Brussels Sprouts every day. Or Brian Peters eats 500g of brown dick every day in a Mexican jail.
by No homo 45 June 5, 2024
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Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.
My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.
by keguse August 28, 2012
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Sausage sprout

Penis, boner, erection, pecker, ect ..
why do you have to be such a sausage sprout all of the time?
by Trucker Don January 4, 2024
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alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
by Katharsis September 12, 2009
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