Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone

Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch

Spork by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019

Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.

Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?

Spork by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

Spork by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

Spork by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

spork

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

spork by baby.augustslollipop July 4, 2021

Spork

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.

1: hey look at that girl with the face
2: she looks like a spork

Spork by Lmaozoesaspork January 21, 2022

Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

Spork by rat, but this time smarter July 15, 2023