Sharper Image

From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.

Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.

"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."

by AvianEddy June 2, 2009

sharp and crunchy

angry and easily irritated

"don't talk to her today, she is sharp and crunchy"

by Maren Elizabeth February 22, 2008

Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.

A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!

by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008

sharp sock

A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced

Dude...watch out! You'll cut yourself on the sharp sock... my bad...my girl always leaves it out!

by apreston1978 April 13, 2009

Sharpiefie

To use a Sharpie on anything that is not found in an normal office enviroment

You just Sharpiefied that zip-tie so it would blend in with the wood

by Gregie2012 November 15, 2009

Sharpie stigmata

the mysterious markings that appear on your hands, clothing and sometimes face after using a Sharpie marker.

I was doodling during the meeting, and as I was walking out, I noticed that my hands were covered with Sharpie stigmata.

by basest August 5, 2011

sharp tuner

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she suddenly farts you than proceed to pull out and stick your dick in her mouth and tell her too sing a song till you understand what she is singing.

I gave that girl at the party a sharp tuner when she suddenly said she could sing

by Quadss October 23, 2013