smart
"you look very smart"
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smart
Not to be confused with being academically "smart", this slang term refers to when a child has successfully figured out the behavioral requirements to get more screen time from parents, which may not necessarily be uniform from one pair of parents to next. For example, a toddler with an IQ of "only" 78 is already allowed by his parents to be on the iPad for hours on end. Whereas, a 20-year old college student is "only" allowed to watch YouTube for 1~2 hours per day just because he cannot afford moving out from parents' house yet.
That kid is so smart—he knows exactly how to act to get unlimited iPad time, while I'm stuck with just a couple of hours of YouTube each day!
smart by Emotional Cruiser December 2, 2025
Smart
A SCALE of five things:
1. How much do you know?
2. How fast are you at responding when asked a question?
3. How good are you at remembering things?
4. Can you apply the things you know to problems you face?
5. How good are you at recognizing patterns?
6. How skilled are you at acquiring money through your own work?
1. How much do you know?
2. How fast are you at responding when asked a question?
3. How good are you at remembering things?
4. Can you apply the things you know to problems you face?
5. How good are you at recognizing patterns?
6. How skilled are you at acquiring money through your own work?
"AI is smart because it is fast at responding, and its answers are mostly correct."
"Susie is smart because she knows a lot about a lot of different topics."
"Paul is smart because he is frequently able to avoid physical fights against meatheads."
"Trump is not smart because he is a billionaire and most billionaires make their money through other peoples' work."
"How do you score on the smart scale?"
"Susie is smart because she knows a lot about a lot of different topics."
"Paul is smart because he is frequently able to avoid physical fights against meatheads."
"Trump is not smart because he is a billionaire and most billionaires make their money through other peoples' work."
"How do you score on the smart scale?"
Smart by Tits Armageddon June 27, 2026