Smeag

(n.) The lowest of all lows in humanity. A phony of fake. One who should be put in a dark hole and left for eternity.

"Oh no Smeag wants to hang out."

by master0disasterx July 30, 2008

pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008

russian bob slead

while you are having sex analy and you ride the partner down the stairs like a slead.

she is like a dog.. russian bob slead.

by x brody o August 2, 2009

shit smear

Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.

There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.

by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004

American Smeagol

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.

"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."

by The Rabbit September 3, 2005

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

Seadoo

Farting while lap swimming

Holy shit bob just seadoo'd me

by hanlinbiness June 12, 2016