Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024

steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017

Slurpy Bumhole

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain

Omg dad that really hurt , now I’m gonna have to do a slurpy bumhole

by Hazzarooney June 19, 2021

Slurpy

When you suck on a pu**y super hard and it makes a slurp sound.

Girl: Can you give me a slurpy plz?
Guy: Why?
Girl: Cause I'm horny.
Guy: OK!!

by Pseudonym Kitty May 15, 2018

Vanilla Slurpy

Noun. The jiz prize given to a woman to reward her for a good hummer.

"Hey honey, want a Vanilla Slurpy?"
"Okay, I guess it IS hummer week."

by Happy Diver September 14, 2011

Slurpy Slime

blob.

slurpy slime.

by blob >:) April 13, 2023

vaginal slurpy

The act of a male eating a woman's mucus plug while performing oral sex on a pregnant partner.

Tim enjoyed his vaginal slurpy after eating out his pregnant sister Bertha.

by maxi-pad. April 7, 2016