Shcholjujya

The dialect of Russian spoken in the micronation Republic of Shaya. The micronation is situated throughoutaareas in Canada. Mostly situated in the Winnipeg/Kenora/Banff area, and mostly in parklands. The main languages of the Republic of Shaya are Shcholjujyan, Russian, and English.

Dan: I'm going to learn Shcholjujyan this weekend.
Sam: What? Shcholjujya?
Dan: No! I'm moving to the Pepublic of Shaya!

by President Tsedreek May 2, 2009

shcülpturing

The act of creating a sculture or statue from a pile of fecal matter.

Michelangelo is a talented fellow. He took the biggest shit ever and then he was up shcülpturing it all night to create a gift for his new girlfriend.

by JiveMasterT July 8, 2010

Shcruffle

the beginnings of a beard, sort of like stubble but grown out a little more so that it is softer

Example 1: Gerard Butler is a big, tall, shcruffle man

Example 2:

"Wow, Frank, I can see that you havnt shaved in a while"

"Well, Mikey, I've finally decided to grow shcruffle!"

"OH! You mean like Gerard Butler?"

"WHY YES EXACTLY!"

"Oh hi Ray"

"Hey"

Example 3: Badger

by Eve Holland April 15, 2010

Shcoucher

A person who enters your flat/house as a regular person and leaves an urban legend as they flee the scene of an alcohol induced 'accident' leaving your couch, floor, walls and somehow TV covered in shit!

Bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase couch surfing.

Don't invite Steve to the flatwarming party.... I've heard he is a shcoucher

by Ser3ndipity September 26, 2010

Shcaw

A back and forth hand motion; Meaning to ejaculate

Jimmy was shcawing me repeatedly all day

by Noah coo October 21, 2011

shclamer

One who makes plans for you schememing his plan into motion making you think it was all your idea. He is very convincing

Well Allan , that shclamer has done talked to them and that's what everybody is doing. That shclamer, has made me look like the party pooper again. Damn he thinks he is slick, the shclamer planned our weekend thanks to me.

by SK,69 April 12, 2014

shcared

A person who is shy and scared. This person typically won't ask people out or make the first move.

"I've been dropping hints all day for Alex to ask me out. I just don't know if he's interested."
"Sometimes people just don't have the guts to do it."
"Yeah, maybe he's shcared."
"Totally. Just ask him out yourself."

by shmich October 8, 2016