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Shaving the Knob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn
by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019
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shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.
"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."
by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018
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shave up

Is a Jamaican slang meaning when a person has no hair on their head no eyebrows nor eyelashes or if they have a bad haircut
Shave up yuh lie eee
Shave up a who trim yuh
by You may never know [A.B] October 31, 2018
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shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.
Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.
by mhansen November 17, 2017
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Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.
You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.
by black cat bastard August 3, 2009
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Shave me

When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved
by Mearlyyeh October 23, 2019
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Shag & Shave

It's where you have a quick shag with your significant other, then give them a haircut afterwards.
"Shag & Shave, where you shag and then have a haircut" 1 hour later" "That was a nice bit of anal there Sophie" "Yeh I agree" said Steven, now what about that haircut" "Short back and sides? ;)
by HairyGooch February 1, 2018
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