Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

self-reliant

relying upon oneself

I am self-reliant for food, shelter, clothing, internet, phone, books, tuition, insurance, taxes, car payments, gas, maintenance, and entertainment expenses.

by KendallH March 17, 2015

self-love

I learned that you should always love your body and love your style. You are perfect just the way you are, and if someone says you aren't, they're just trying to pick a fight because they're jealous and they want to make you look bad. You are AMAZING! God created you to be the person you are, and he made you perfectly. Don't ever doubt your beauty. And anyways, outer beauty is worthless without raw inner beauty.

Self-love is very important these days.

by writerpeep November 23, 2018

self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.

Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.

by HeinzDub April 14, 2009

self-tag-fag

One who tags themselves on other people's posted photos on facebook. Even worse, a person who tags themselves on their own uploaded photos thus thinking the high number of tagged photos on their profile makes them look cooler... even though it could not be further from the truth. It is mostly done by bros with generic names and very insecure girls who are usually way too tan.

- Yo Mike, did you see Logan's new uploaded facebook album from spring break in cabo?

-- Yea brah, he tagged himself in every picture! Even the ones he wasn't in.

- What a lame self-tag-fag.

by Showjo March 31, 2009

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

self-indulgent

someone who too attentive to their needs and desires

A person who is self-indulgent tends to shut out the world.

by Gerard Irick November 26, 2010