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sebastian

A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”
by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020
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the coolest person ever to exist but he is lowkey gay siiiiiike he is so strait you can use him as a ruler
you are so sebastian bro
by ij4769 September 25, 2020
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Sebastian is someone who has an unbelievable amount of clout and insane drip . Even though he’s short he’s the cutest little jiglet in the 509.
by Obeypapi69 July 21, 2019
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A really cute boy who is loving and is a really good boyfriend
Girl:Sebastian you’re so cute and the best boyfriend ever
Him:your cute and the best girlfriend ever
by Brow eyes November 20, 2019
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An annoying kind of dud who will bother u a lot but is very caring.He is dramatic, cheesy, nice,kind, he is very kind person and is a one girl kind of guy.He will always be ther whenever you are feeling bad and is very supporting.When it comes to his friends he will always be there.
He will always be there 4 you, Sebastian is such a great person
by Someone768757 March 25, 2019
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Sebastian is a fuckboy, leaving lots of girls in tears. He is a very attractive person as to how he lures In The girls. Sebastian always has an attitude and many think he is undiagnosed with bipolar. But overall he at least smellls good sometimes.
David you’re being such a Sebastian
by Changalanga February 26, 2018
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A Mexican burnt poptart looking cuck
cuck:Did you see Sebastian yesterday

Other cuck:no fuck that dude
by Sebastian is a cunt March 9, 2018
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