Kitty Cat Crunchies

Dried cat droppings and urine absorbed into cat litter. Usually termed once the pet dog is munching out on said litter described above.

I caught the dog munching out on kitty cat crunchies. Gross, but they should totally make a dog food like that. It would sell like crazy!

by hardtopickname February 27, 2013

scratchies

Something you get from a (slut).

Damn that slut girlfriend gave me the scratchies homes....WTF..I thought the bitch shaved...

by redneck January 19, 2003

crunchies

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

by t26e4 April 19, 2014

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

Scrunchie

A scrunchie is a hair tie commonly worn by basic white girls.

“It doesn’t get more basic than a scrunchie and a fake tan.”

by Pussycat😋 March 27, 2019

scrunching

to lower yourself in such a manner in a seat so as not to be seen by other drivers and riders

Al Gore was seen scrunching in Tipper's SUV.

by elusively yours ilja September 11, 2008

scrunchie

a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky

skittles is a scrunchie.

by Andi the magnificent February 23, 2009