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Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.
"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."
by SteadWhise October 12, 2014
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Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
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scrote tuck

This well-known surgical procedure is designed to get rid of access ballsack skin. A small incision at the base of the scrotum is created to tuck loose skin up inside. The scrotum is then sewed back together, thus creating a tighter beanbag.
Grandpa sure is pleased with the outcome of his Scrote Tuck. He can wear shorts now!
by Robot Ballz May 16, 2018
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scrote frolic

When a male gently pinches his scrotum, but to lightly scratch it.
My nuts itched so I gave them a nice scrote frolic.
by Olletsoc Naimad November 2, 2020
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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
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Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.
Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man
by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022
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Scrote sock

A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do

Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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