schoon

to fuck something up
to cry while masterbating

man, he really schooned that interveiw

i heard him schooning in the bathroom

by ballsackfacemonkey October 10, 2008

scoonch

scoonch (n)
1- the position in which the entire body is curled into a "C", with the legs brought close to the chest, the arms around the legs, and the head down. Usually laying on their side.
2- to quickly move over to make room for another person or object.

random person: Could you scoonch over? It's getting crowded on this little bench!

by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005

schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

scroob

It is actually spelled scr00b, with zero's not o's, scr00b is a combination
of scrub and n00b. A super newbie if you will. It is used for basicly eveyrthing, just like the word fuck!

This word is generally used in gameing and in online use. But some kids near detrioit michigan use it for everything ;-)

killing your self in halo you get called a scr00b.
"you are a scr00b jack ass"
"how could you be so scr00by?"

by Jay May 20, 2004

scronking

The act of boinking (aka sexual intercourse)

They scronked like bunnies.

by Hobo May 13, 2005

Scronk

Verb: To mess up, break, injure or destroy. Used in several episodes of the popular show Adventure Time when someone or something is being destructive or behaving in a manner that hurts something or someone.

Finn: Jake, the book you threw almost scronked up my dome peice!

by Mgmddx March 3, 2016