schmobbel

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.

oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)

by big herbs July 25, 2020

Schmoe

A man who pays money to wrestle with a woman who is often more muscular and stronger than he is, for sexual gratification, although no overt sexual activity is performed.

"I gotta go. I have a schmoe coming over at 12."

by Smart as Shat January 30, 2009

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

schmob

universal term dealing with anything semi illegal such as speeding, partying, getting trashed, blazed, crunk, and running the city.

"i was so schmobbed last night"
"yo were going f'in schmobbin tonight"
"lets schmob"

by Craw-Dazzle June 2, 2005

Scomophobia

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

schmoney

gangster money. absolutely ferda, only the boys know.

* plays hockey, scores a nice goal *

way to go kid, great goal, schmoneyyyyyyyyy

by ffcertcccccccc December 21, 2017

Schmoe

Mispronounced version of S'more, notably used by Buzz Lightyear in the 1999 film Toy Story 2

"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!" - Buzz Lightyear

by Gamer Gek August 20, 2018