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not a scientist

Often used in the phrase "I'm not a scientist, but...". Followed by what the speaker believes to be sound advice (it isn't). The speaker is trying to qualify the advice, as if the advice is so brilliant that you might confuse him for an expert.
Troll: I'm not a scientist, but if don't have a charger, you can try microwaving your phone. Apple just started a smear campaign against this to sell more chargers.

Derp: How does that work again?

Troll: I dunno. I'm not some virgin geek, brah.
by metatroll September 1, 2013
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Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.
A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.
by js1975 September 1, 2020
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Scientists

People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Scientist

DARGH! STAHP! Hello, Gordon!
A Scientist!
by le block October 28, 2022
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Backhand scientist

Someone who does all the work but is never given credit
Man your Dnd campain is so great but your BackHand scientist is the best i've ever seen
by The Mmmm effect December 22, 2020
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Sunday Scientist

A person who suddenly cares about science when major science news is happening. Comparable to a "sunday christian."
"This Mars landing sure is bringing a lot of 'sunday scientists' out of the wood work."
by Tony Tornado August 9, 2012
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