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red scare

a pejorative progressives use to dismiss the shame of their inaction in the face of communist aggression, imperialism and terrorism.

the correct term is red menace. it was the justified and legitimate organic anxiety of a nation facing a rising totalitarian threat from communism. communists were invading and annexing countries on the european continent, colonizing and overthrowing the governments in other parts of the globe, and building weapons in a bid to eliminate all global alternatives to the red communist system.

the first era of the red menace was in the 19-teens and twenties. this was a time when progressives loyal to the russian revolution were setting off bombs in u.s. cities and attempting to assasinate u.s. presidents.

the second era was spurred by the revelation that the u.s. state department had become ridden with soviet spies. this , in conjunction with overt soviet power maneuvers in the hemisphere caused americans to support greater vigilance from their leaders.
progressive: duh you're just a red-baiting mccarthyite nazi! don't you know that the red scare went out of style in the 50's?"

normal person: i guess "brown-baiting" is still "hip" or something.
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FOSTER SCARE

The trauma associated with being put into foster care with a female who has no idea what planet she is actually living on, who makes you cringe on a daily basis with ther witterings.
I had a FOSTER SCARE today, my carer asked if I needed to talk about sex.
by JAD1965 November 14, 2009
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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
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Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you
She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy
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Pink Scare

When a girl thinks she may be pregnant, and takes a common drugstore pregnancy test to find out that she is not, in fact, pregnant. "Pink" is derived from the colours of the indicator stripes on the test, and "scare" is obvious as this is scary shit.
"Tanya slept with that guy last week and today she had a pink scare."
by Tanyatinkerbell December 9, 2008
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Universal Scare Noise (USN)

A swift, concise, piercing and high pitch "ahh", usually lasting only milliseconds, but the USN can be strung out to last a few seconds.
Sneaking into a flat mates room when he/she hasn't realised, getting as close to them as possible, and delivering a Universal Scare Noise (USN) to give them a fright.
by daddylongleach November 4, 2010
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