Samsology

The study of young men who find the courage to follow their passion .

My uncle told me to include samsology if truly i want to make a difference.

Abraham Lincoln was a samsologist during his life time

by Òdún June 5, 2020

Samsung E-girl

a sexy girl that advertises Samsung phones, but she super smexy, and the rule 34 artists love her almost as much as the busty vampire woman

Person 1: "hey, did u see the Samsung E-girl?"
Person 2: "Yah, and she is really sexy, too"

by YourPersonOfSmexyness June 4, 2021

Samsung Refrigerator

Philza Minecraft's c! Wife aka Wilburs dsmp mum

"Omg i cant believe philza fuqqed The Samsung Refrigerator"

by SamsungRefridgator October 2, 2021

samsqts

samsqts is my favorite mutual. samsqts is the best person ever and she deserves a lot of cupcakes (if you like cupcakes) i love samsqts

bb-quackvons 😉

samsqts is the best person ever!

by happymeal537 October 3, 2021

Samsam

A beautiful and intelligent somali girl with an golden heart. She is quite and shy at first but crazy once she’s comfortable with you. Always laughing and will always cheer you up. A pure and loving soul with an amazing smile!

Samsam you’re amazing!

by Queeenaishaxxxxx November 21, 2021

Slippery Samson

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.

did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.

by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009