Saddam-I-am

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!
by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007
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Saddam Amir Hussein

big cock man who is wanted in at least 40 countries around the middle east.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Saddam Amir Hussein?
Saddam Amir Hussein: No comment without my lawyer
by Elliot Malm February 10, 2022
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You got saddamed

When you watch a video that saddam wouldnt like you gonna get saddamed
Me to a non based ba'athist: watch this cool video
him: HAVE YOU JUST SADDAMED ME????
Me: lol you got saddamed
him: glory to iraq
by dripcat99 January 07, 2023
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1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.

2.Proof Saddam still lives

3.Osama in undercover.
Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.
by N2Y3724 January 20, 2010
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Saddam husseined

Definition 1 : To get disciplined and punished, usually due to being 'out of line'. Used colloquially due to the strict regimentation characterised by Saddam Hussein.

Definition 2: To get falsely accused and be attacked on that pretext for the ulterior motive to gain a resource or attain an objective.

Used colloquially due to the US invading Iraq on the pretext of Saddam Hussein possessing WMD, his execution, and taking his countries oil after the US never found WMD.
Definition 1:

Mark: Wow, did you see what the drill sergeant did to Larry after he spoke back?

John: Yeah, he got Saddam Husseined.

Definition:

Mark: Did you see what those FBI agents did to Larry?
John: Yeah, they said he had illegal weapons stored and destroyed his house. Turns out he never had any and was meant to testify in court regarding FBI corruption. He never ended up going.
by Anonymousnickyricky January 25, 2024
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Saddam hussein

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by SKYX_SADDAM(not my real name) November 29, 2023
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