Clear Russian

A drink for broke alcoholics who can't take shots. Like me.
One part vodka, one part tap water.

-The only thing in my fridge was yellow mustard and re-fried beans so I was forced to default to drinking Clear Russians all night.

by sausagelord November 2, 2014

Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.

"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."

by antiari January 6, 2014

Russian lollipop

Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out

Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop

by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019

russian gas pedal

While your buddy/enemy lies on the floor on his back, you grab their ankles, lift their legs to the height of your shoulders, and you plunge your foot as deeply into their crotch as possible.

1. (verb) I was taking a nap and my little brother russian gas pedaled me

2. (noun) I was taking a nap and my little brother gave me a russian gas pedal

by Felch Baby December 28, 2007

Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.

Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.

by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014

russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face

last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out

by [e-mail] October 11, 2007

Russian Bias

The phenomenon in Gaijin Entertainment's 2012 game War Thunder in which Russian tanks, aircraft, and naval ships receive unfair and unhistoric "buffs" to their effectiveness at a certain battle rating. For example, it has been found that Russian tanks have a significantly higher chance of over penetrating a target, and are less likely to suffer an ammunition explosion when the ammo rack is hit. Many players dismiss this as players of other nations being salty or not good, which may be true for some in American or German tanks, but that doesn't negate the reality of this phenomenon

Boris: XAXAXA I have achieved maximum of the Russian Bias! (loud BT-5 noises as he rushes B)

by JetPowered January 2, 2020