A method of consumption of beer. The "rumpler" takes a can of beer (unopened) and shakes it up extremely well. being very carbonated and hard, the can is then bashed on the head of the rumpler untill it breaks open. During this process the Rumpler(s) repeatedly chant "rumpelstiltskin, rumplestiltskin". The rumpler then must shotgun the beer putting their mouth over the spot where the can broke. Rumplestiltskins can be very quick and easy but more likely then none, painful. Only the brave Rumple.
by deggerkegger July 9, 2009
Get the Rumplestiltskin mug.RULE 1- take everything guys say with a grain of salt because they are just trying to get with u, so then u never really make a connection with any of them that is deep and that u could build a relationship off of
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
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The following rules apply to pirate road trips:
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
1. All involved dress like pirates.
2. No pirate may change their clothes or shower for the whole trip.
3. Aargh! is to be said as a part of every sentence.
4. The following word substitutions must be made at all times:
a) Car = Ship or Vessel
b) Driver = Captain
c) Left = Port
d) Right = Starboard
e) Girl/Woman = Wench
f) Steal = Pillage
5. On a rotating basis, one pirate in the ship is the Cabin Boy. The Cabin Boy must do whatever anyone else tells him to do.
6. The main beverage must be rum - wenches may drnk Bacardi Breezers.
7. Whenever there are empty bottles, it is time for Cannon Practice: try to hit roadsigns as you pass them.
8. If a pirate farts, he must call Windows Up. The ship windows must be rolled up, the air conditioner must be changed to recycled air, and nobody may wave the fart smell away from themselves.
(Pirate Rules)
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
Non-Pirate: Ten slabs of beer.
Pirate: Argh! What be this beer of which you speak? Ten bottles of your cheapest rum, check-out wench. Argh.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
Get the Pirate Rules mug.30 Do not answer shitty riddles
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
31 Lead from the front
32 Never let down your country
33 Don’t give a fuck about the trollers
34 Don’t look back
35 When you are fucked don’t show you are fucked, that makes the other person fucked
36 Destroy every single feminist Cuz they all are bitches
37 Never work on your own, always copy your friends work
38 Make your girl fly and always choose her sister over her
39 “I can’t marry you if my father refuses” In such a situation, kill her father so she marries you
40 If teacher orders you to get out of the class, go with dignity
41 Never fall in a trap by the hoe
42 If a girl slaps you, Punch her
43 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. Never ask for help from a bish
44 No matter whom you fight don’t forget to show off
45 Chicks are temporary, Science is eternal
46 Don’t let the villain transform
47 No kissing before marriage it’s also haram
48 Terrorize minimum wage workers
49 The customer is always right
50 Force every food establishment to serve breakfast 24/7
51 Destroy bitches in such a way that they never dare to argue with you again
52 Milk is good for health
53 Sigma male always talk about reality
54 Don’t share your words with anyone
55 Break others nose but never break your girl’s heart
56 Be egoistic about your hard work, no matter who they are
57 Never reply to tough questions
by Herme5 September 22, 2021
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Jack Broughton's Boxing Rules (1743)
1)That a square of a yard be chalked in the middle of the stage, and on every fresh set-to after a fall, or being parted from the rails, each Second is to bring his Man to the side of the square, and place him opposite to the other, and till they are fairly set-to at the Lines, it shall not be lawful for one to strike at the other.
2) That, in order to prevent any Disputes, the time a Man lies after a fall, if the Second does not bring his Man to the side of the square, within the space of half a minute, he shall be deemed a beaten Man.
3) That in every main Battle, no person whatever shall be upon the Stage, except the Principals and their Seconds, the same rule to be observed in bye-battles, except that in the latter, Mr. Broughton is allowed to be upon the Stage to keep decorum, and to assist Gentlemen in getting to their places, provided always he does not interfere in the Battle; and whoever pretends to infringe these Rules to be turned immediately out of the house. Every body is to quit the Stage as soon as the Champions are stripped, before the set-to.
4) That no Champion be deemed beaten, unless he fails coming up to the line in the limited time, or that his own Second declares him beaten. No Second is to be allowed to ask his man's Adversary any questions, or advise him to give out.
5) That in bye-battles, the winning man to have two-thirds of the Money given, which shall be publicly divided upon the Stage, notwithstanding any private agreements to the contrary.
6) That to prevent Disputes, in every main Battle the Principals shall, on coming on the Stage, choose from among the gentlemen present two Umpires, who shall absolutely decide all Disputes that may arise about the Battle; and if the two Umpires cannot agree, the said Umpires to choose a third, who is to determine it.
7) That no person is to hit his Adversary when he is down, or seize him by the ham, the breeches, or any part below the waist a man on his knees to be reckoned down.
1)That a square of a yard be chalked in the middle of the stage, and on every fresh set-to after a fall, or being parted from the rails, each Second is to bring his Man to the side of the square, and place him opposite to the other, and till they are fairly set-to at the Lines, it shall not be lawful for one to strike at the other.
2) That, in order to prevent any Disputes, the time a Man lies after a fall, if the Second does not bring his Man to the side of the square, within the space of half a minute, he shall be deemed a beaten Man.
3) That in every main Battle, no person whatever shall be upon the Stage, except the Principals and their Seconds, the same rule to be observed in bye-battles, except that in the latter, Mr. Broughton is allowed to be upon the Stage to keep decorum, and to assist Gentlemen in getting to their places, provided always he does not interfere in the Battle; and whoever pretends to infringe these Rules to be turned immediately out of the house. Every body is to quit the Stage as soon as the Champions are stripped, before the set-to.
4) That no Champion be deemed beaten, unless he fails coming up to the line in the limited time, or that his own Second declares him beaten. No Second is to be allowed to ask his man's Adversary any questions, or advise him to give out.
5) That in bye-battles, the winning man to have two-thirds of the Money given, which shall be publicly divided upon the Stage, notwithstanding any private agreements to the contrary.
6) That to prevent Disputes, in every main Battle the Principals shall, on coming on the Stage, choose from among the gentlemen present two Umpires, who shall absolutely decide all Disputes that may arise about the Battle; and if the two Umpires cannot agree, the said Umpires to choose a third, who is to determine it.
7) That no person is to hit his Adversary when he is down, or seize him by the ham, the breeches, or any part below the waist a man on his knees to be reckoned down.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
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1. Don't pick up the phone. You know she's/he's only calling 'cus he's/she's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him/her in. You'll have to kick him/her out again.
3. Don't be his/her friend. You know you're gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. If you're under him/her, you ain't getting over them.
1. Don't pick up the phone. You know she's/he's only calling 'cus he's/she's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him/her in. You'll have to kick him/her out again.
3. Don't be his/her friend. You know you're gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. If you're under him/her, you ain't getting over them.
by P@ttern August 15, 2017
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by eleven April 27, 2003
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