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Pregnant Rooster

A person who runs weird or lacks the athletic ability to run correctly. Resembling a pregnant rooster, because roosters cannot get pregnant.
"Trevin come on, you're running like a pregnant rooster. Quit being a puss."
by 7th Man Chazzer B February 27, 2009
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Roster

Roster

Def. Your roster consists of 2 or more women that you are dealing with. The women on your roster can be called up at any time for sex or whatever role you have given them. Pimps back in the day had rosters and stables and the women they had on their rosters and stables knew about their pimps roster and stables and the other women on them, and they also knew their role on their pimps roster and in their stables. You can rank the women on your roster wherever you want because it's your roster and it should match your tastes.

Rules to the roster
1. A roster cannot consist of 1 woman, it must consist of at least 2 or more women
2. Your roster can only consist of women you are currently dealing with
3. If you are on her roster that means she is not on yours
4. Your roster is NOT your body count
5. Your Roster and your stable are two different things. Your roster and the women on it are specifically just for you. Whereas having a stable is like renting out horses, that's why pimps would use the word stable and not roster because they were making money off their hoes. You can have a stable for business reasons (like the pimps did) and a roster for personal reasons (personal ranking of the women you deal with ) but you best have that shit down in your mind and know how that shit works because just like a computer that shit will blow up in your face if you wire it wrong.
"All the women on my roster know their roles and know about each other."
Or
"Hey dude, I just started dealing with this dime piece... she's my second one, I got a roster now."
Or
"I don't keep no nickels on my roster"
by realboujee May 16, 2023
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rooster

An man who has sex with everyone without thinking just to fulfull his primal needs.
"Oh may,he is an fucking rooster!"
by Rebecca June 8, 2004
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roster

list of people in which a person has had sex with
My roster would be very empty so to say I'm a virgin.
by Ashton Kutcher June 27, 2003
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rooster

a male (since girls are called chicks men should be called ROOSTERS)
That is one hot rooster
Hey Rooster, come here
by eminem February 21, 2003
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roostering

Simultaneously vomiting and shitting at the same time.
I had stomach flu, so I ended up roostering all weekend.
by egocentrism04 February 28, 2011
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Atomic Rooster

Band formed by Vincent Crane and Carl Palmer, keyboardist and tour drummer for The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, respectively. Gravitating toward a kind of progressive funk, the band enjoyed some early success but is largely remembered as Carl Palmer's previous band, if that. "Death Walks Behind You" is considered a classic of hard rock by many familiar with it.
by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005
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