roommate stalker

An idiot that goes an looks for someone when they know exactly where they are at

My roommate stalker drove all over the city looking for me after I was MIA for 6 hours.

by anonymous February 4, 2023

Roommate Pizza

A pizza split directly in half, box and all, between two roommates

The roommate pizza truly embodies the roommate spirit of splitting everything right down the middle.

by RoomiePizza January 19, 2024

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

Boston roommate

Like a Boston Marriage, but much less platonic.

"Hey, is that your girlfriend?"
"We prefer the term Boston Roommates when we're in the Deep South."

by tenfourfuckbuddy December 8, 2018

step roommate

Roommates that are roommates, but fuck

John: "Hey Sari, wanna hang out?"
Sarah: "No, let's fuck."
John: "Okay step roommate!"

by Munchie Sarah August 10, 2022

Roommate

A word for someone you snog, marry and have five children with, but only as a very drawn-out joke within an obviously platonic relationship.

Who's that woman? Just my roommate. Nothing to see here.

by GoofyHh August 24, 2022

Roommate

The real identity of a person using a Vtuber model.

Uruha Rushia from Hololive got in trouble when fans found out that her roommate has a boyfriend.

by moriya2k2 October 13, 2022