chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

Ronaldo

Born on the 5 of February, he has since become one of the most famous and well known footballers in all of football. he has been to 4 different clubs but 5 in total. He started at sporting and then moved to Manchester United where he made a name for himself. Then he went to Real Madrid where he really showed his potential. Noodle hair, ucl bycicle kicks and the second highest goals in a calendar year all happened at Real Madrid. Then he went to Juventus which was mostly uneventful. Then to when this was wrote, he is back at Manchester united where we sit 7th in the league, we are not doing so good but anyway, he is cemented in football history forever and is my all-time goat.

Grandpa: Who is Ronaldo?

Boy: He is the greatest footballer ever

by Myyotic April 20, 2022

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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024

Indiano Ronaldo

The king. Better than Ronaldo.

Also featured on the song “Starter Level Freestyle” with Ronaldo

Indiano Ronaldo: your sister gave me head so go back to bed

ElPreciooo: GOODNIGHT!!

by unknow7337 September 28, 2023

Ronaldo Las Vegas

The act of being a famous football player then sexually assaulting a 25 year old former teacher after meeting her in a nightclub in 2009, then fooling the whole world that you never did it.

"have you heard about the Ronaldo Las Vegas incident, it's crazy to think he would do it"

by South Host November 22, 2025

Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.

"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo

by GP2 engine November 22, 2021

Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.

guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo

by Stunzy August 25, 2018