drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.
by burrlieveinyourself January 08, 2019
It's when you unlock the new iPhone's camera feature that does not require needing their passcode. You then turn the phone to take as many self photos as possible before the owner realizes that their phone is being used.
by Zombie Roger September 19, 2013
by awesome15 May 12, 2015
A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.
C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.
(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)
A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.
C) Way to go, McNamee.
by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008
An alcoholic beverage constructed of a PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) 160z with a lemon wedge inserted into the can. The origin of this drink is Honolulu, HI.
Considered the most luxurious budget drink ever concocted by mankind.
Considered the most luxurious budget drink ever concocted by mankind.
by Ariesy September 08, 2019
a beautiful human being that is so perfect he is often mistaken for god himself. known for playing captain america
"this isn't freedom, it's fear. we are holding a gun to every citizens head and calling it security." - Steve Rogers
by buckaye March 13, 2015
This is what you call it when you are suffering from severe fecal impaction - feces that is compressed so much that it has turned into a hardened stone, difficult to pass, and often accompanied by blood.
"Dude, is everything ok? You were in the bathroom for 45 minutes!"
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
"Yeah, I'm ok. I was passing a Roger Stone."
by SimianFriday March 05, 2019