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Rogan

After Joe Rogan celebrated the return the R-word, claiming the world is somehow now a better place because you can say it— it just makes sense that the R word be adjusted to mean Rogan, because after all, that's kinda what people mean when we say it —slow, not so bright, easily manipulated— much more fitting. "Don't be such a f-ing Rogan."
Look at that f-ing Rogan over there, he’s trying to ‘push' on a ‘pull’ door.

That was so stupid bro. Don’t be such an f-ing Rogan.

That guy licking windows is total a Rogan.

He believed that Trump was going to eliminate income tax. LOL, what a Rogan!
by Crisp Bot Army May 8, 2025
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Rogan

Rogan is super funny and really creative, They have big personalities and They don't need to pretend about who they are. They always think about the positives and never let anything get to them.
"Hi Rogan!!" or "Have you seen Rogan today?".
by *Someone_random* December 12, 2022
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Wife Rogan

Wife Rogan "This is not how people should be interacting with one another."

Hym "Yeah, hey, totally. What, are they doing it to you now too? Hahaha! Hilarious! Your husband could stop it at any time but he's a stubborn retard and he's listening to a charlatan so... Yeah. I'm the solution but there's literally nothing I can do about it from here. Enjoy sharing my fate. Multi-tendril destiny bond no jutsu: complete."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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Roganing

Verb; A strange occurrence where someone begins to act more like Joe Rogan the more of his podcast they watch.
"I think Stan Is Roganing. He won't stop talking about elk meat and DMT"
by Crowley Widawake January 24, 2021
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Rogans BSF

Referring to Rogans Best Friend, particularly a freshmen that doesn’t like to take the blame for being Rogans sidekick. A fiend that likes to get pushed into lockers. (Rohan-Junior) ( fiendy freshmen)
Example: “Fiend(no name mentioned) why do you blame a junior(no name mentioned) for being Rogans BSF(best friend)
by PandaBoxer000_[ December 12, 2022
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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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