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I’m sitting at the golf course because it’s where I go when im in a bad place. You are so precious to me I would do anything to take away your pain. It breaks my heart to see the sweetest boy carry such heavy burdens. I talked to my cousin around Christmas about his brother Josh who died in a motor cycle accident. He was the most kind hearted genuine and lively person. Our whole family changed after he died. Barely anyone cares to see each other anymore. YOU., Rogan Tyrone Are one of those one in a million people. You have So much Unbelievable potential. To me, you have already come So far, too far. I hope so badly you find peace in the chaos. I understand how hard it can be at times. I am sorry that it is so grueling and awful. You are in No way deserving of any bad, any negative, or any evil that has ever been in your life. There is no way in Hell your potential will be wasted. I Will do angthing in my power to show you. You are deserving of Anything your heart truly desires. You Are Capable of + Worthy of Anything you can dream of. Taking time for yourself IS Necessary and You Rogan Tyrone Are deserving of every bit of love+ Selflove-care this life has to offer. You are so unique and full of life and adventure. YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS + IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD.

~BELIEVE IT~**naruto**
Rogan, a god of the new world.
by BrittanyParsons;)~SS January 22, 2025
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Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.
Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?
by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025
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Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."
Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2025
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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025
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Joe Rogan DMT Cart

A vape pen with DMT that will make you trip maddd balls.
“Nigga must be smoking that Joe Rogan DMT cart again.”
by Markus Jahad June 17, 2024
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Hoe Rogan

OK, let me break this down... Jordan Peterson has been lamenting the use of A.I. deep-fakes and how dangerous it could be and that it likely needs to be regulated... So Elon the retard does the actual thing.... That Jordan Peterson was worried about... And the politician says he's going regulated it... And now Elon the retard responds with 'Deez nutz' and that's... Good? Is Elon not doing the exact thing Jordan Peterson was worried about? And Gavin Newsom is doing the thing Jordan Peterson said needs to happen... But Elon sure is showing the guy who's doing the right thing (According to Jordan Peterson) who's... The real retard I guess... I mean.
Hym "What should the response be, Hoe Rogan? Is Jordan Peterson wrong about THAT EXACT THING being a problem or is Elon the retard right to be flippant about it? And how many kids to you want me to go for?"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.
Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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