kiss the rings

v. to show respect, often used in the imperative tense.

This phrase originated as a result of the protocols observed during audiences with the catholic pope. At the close of the audience, the subordinate would traditionally show his respect to the leader of the church by kissing the papal sigil ring.

"I've got a 2pm meeting with the boss... but I'm not about to kiss the rings."

"You just got crushed 49-0 in Madden-- kiss the rings, bitch!"

by Master Control April 29, 2007

Rubbing Rings

The sexual act of rubbing anuses together. Usually accomplished via perpendicular butt cheeks.

Did you hear about Tompkins? Yeah he was totally Rubbing Rings with one of his frat bros last night.

by 80sforlife April 25, 2011

Bruce Ringsting

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

Ringoes

A shitty little town in the middle of nowhere that no one knows about. Most kids here are snotty, cocky little douche bags who go to Hunterdon Central. The neighboring town Flemington has no idea we exist. Most people who live here are one of the below:

A) Are hicks

B) suck major dick(gender not specified)

C) Are druggies who appeared randomly

C)

Flemington kid: Hey, where do you live?

Ringoes kid: Ringoes.

flemington: ...where the fuck is that?

by I_Live_In_Ringoes_SOS April 22, 2011

ringstabber

a person that likes to insert their penis in somebodys "browneye"

i hate that poofter norton. hes such a fucking ringstabber.

by dale winton April 7, 2003

ringsting

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

Ringo

ringo is not expendable. he's just less showy than the others. he was the famous one when the band first asked him in. he had already made a reputation for himself and was well sought after.

Hence, ringo was no expendable like pete.

by Melody October 24, 2003