Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

ribbons and Bose

A sound-electronics gift for da audiophile on your Christmas list.

Years ago before da recorded-music era, we got our teens things like roller skates and Swiss Army knives as gifts, but now it's completely changed to a world of ribbons and Bose.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

ribbon

A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;

Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.

by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025

Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 26, 2021

Ribboned

Slashed with a knife, sword, dagger

I've just been ribboned

by Gboothy November 17, 2015

buy some ribbon and some oils and-

18+

He clearly loves you, so why don't you just buy some ribbon and some oils and-

by Honeypuff March 10, 2023

Blue Ribbons

A groups of girls that are white trash.

They're all blue ribbons in that group tbh

by FantaBanta69 February 21, 2017