Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

Retired

Another word for "retard"

Random guy: I'm retired
Borat Sagdiyev: You are retard

by ʔ May 1, 2025

retire

The word or slang "retire" means give up basically.

Retire lil bro
You gotta retire after that one.

by haunter120 December 12, 2023

Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.

Fuck that shit, i'm gonna take a Hemingway retirement!

by asgerkhan June 17, 2017

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

retired clown

Somebody who can’t take a joke.

Also known as the average Twitter person

person1: why did the chicken cross the road
Person2: THATS SPECIESISM THAT’S NOT ALOUDED!
Person1: oh look, a retired clown

by test account idk I will prob- August 2, 2021

retirement play

A term used when someone makes so much money from a single trade, investment, or meme coin that they can permanently stop working. Usually involves extreme luck, absurd risk, and a total disregard for traditional financial advice.

Example:
I bought ALIENFART and hit the retirement play. Now I don't have to work ever again.

by zzeargaegrearg July 17, 2025