retartar

an adjective used to describe something that is retarted or stupid.

That retartar boy took my lunch.

School is soo retartar.

by Natttiiie November 9, 2007

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

retardabombed

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.

Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.

by foodeegirl May 27, 2011

pussy retardant

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.

This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant

by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010

environmental retardation

a situation where the subject is affected by his/her living, working, or social environment. He/she is affected to a point of retardation.
ER usually results in lower class citizens.

Boudreaux lived in a trailer park so long that he became white trash.

by Oswaldo Sanchez February 8, 2005

Retardalicious

Deliciously retarded.

If there was ever good time to use the word "retardalicious", now would be it.

by ErinDaChocobo September 4, 2006

Retardernet

Retardernet: (noun) Referring to your internet, when it is in a non-cooperative mood.

'The internets being retarded and not working, we need to fix it.' Would become: 'We need to fix the retardernet.'

by Will Hotchkiss. July 28, 2013