restless bird syndrome

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

by jobens October 7, 2012

rectal warlord

One who inflicts serious anal action with no remorse for their actions.

Nick likes a bit of bum fun, he is a real rectal warlord.

by iainL January 17, 2008

Rectalscrotalrosis

An infection of the anal tube that causes the scrotal sack to become infected with fungus causing the scrotom to be amputated

I'm sorry, but you have rectalscrotalrosis

by Piv21194 December 7, 2009

Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.

I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!

by T.Bags July 30, 2008

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

rental feet

Having stank-ass feet after having worn some sort of rented footwear (bowling shoes or skates) or having to wear nasty store socks when shoe shopping

I can smell your stank-ass rental feet from those disgusting bowling shoes!

by bkCD February 7, 2014