Lover's Remorse

When you end up hating the person you liked/loved just the other day. You may or may not like someone else instead, and it may or may not be followed by a feeling of remorse/douchbaginess for getting over someone so quickly.

John's having a bad case of lover's remorse. Yesterday he loved Julie, and now he hates her.

by zaazaazaa May 18, 2010

Conversational Remorse

The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all things you should have said, witty, wise or informative.

Man i totally should have told her what not to do in her current situation. Im overhelmed by conversational remorse right now.

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 12, 2015

Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

bearder's remorse

The instant regret felt by a man who hastily shaves off his beard either out of impulse or frustration, usually after a considerable amount of time and money has been spent growing, grooming, and nurturing it.

Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.

by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012

shirt remorse

The act of going shopping one day, trying on a shirt or item of clothing, not buying it, and then regretting that decision for the next few days.

Girl 1: OMG yesterday at forever 21 i tried on this super sexy top but thought it clashed with my skin tone!
Girl 2: Didja buy it???!!!!1
Girl 1: No and now im suffering frummm todalll shirt remorse D:

by Plastic P3nis April 7, 2011

Bender's Remorse

The feeling of remorse and haggardity one occasionally experiences after a (partying) bender.

Sorry man, I'm not going out tonight.. we killed it for three days straight and I'm experiencing a serious case of bender's remorse. My place looks like the fucking Lizard Lounge!

by Nemme January 18, 2009

Remona

A girls name. A beautiful person, inside and out. Tends to be spoiled, always getting her way. Has men wrapped around her finger. Hates to be around kids for long periods of time. Must get her nails done every other Friday.

My co worker pulled a Remona, when my other co worker kept bringing his kids to work.

by YourKidding February 3, 2010